I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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