Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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