There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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