After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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