I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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