Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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