Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you have to choose: penises or morals?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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