This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
