Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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