Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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