Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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