I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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