I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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