Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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