The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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