At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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