Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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