Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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