i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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