Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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