After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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