How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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