he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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