bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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