Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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