the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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