how hairy? two words: wookie tits
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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