Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
