I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
