the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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