Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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