I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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