We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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