so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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