I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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