WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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