he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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