this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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