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• (773): View more from Illinois

  so I'm never txting u again after today...

  (248): View more from Michigan

  y?

  (773): View more from Illinois

  cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)

  (248): View more from Michigan

  ha...too late

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.

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• (760): View more from California

  I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u

  (815): View more from Illinois

  U act like I can cum on command

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!

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