so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!