I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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