Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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