And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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