I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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