I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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