i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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