Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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