Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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