The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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