Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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