No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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