Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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