yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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