My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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