before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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